Thursday 22 April 2010

Dear Daily Mail #1

Dear Daily Mail, and The Telegraph,

Last time I checked, Sarah Brown, Samantha Cameron, and Miriam Gonzalez Durantez were not paid members of state.

I don't care if they're married to someone running for Prime Minister. I don't see how that is at all relevant to an election campaign.

They don't make policies, or give financial advice. I'm pretty sure all these women have lives, and careers, and interests of their own, stretching far beyond their spouse's job.

I'm not deciding who to vote for based on what their partners' toes look like.

If you're quite done with trivialising and objectifying these women, please shut up. Oh, and if you're not done, shut up anyway.

Sincerely,
Me.

Monday 19 April 2010

The Lib-Dem Lashback

After a well choreographed performance on the first debate, the Liberal Democrats have surged ahead in the opinion polls. They are now roughly even with Labour and only four points behind the Conservatives.

For the first time, the two big hitters are looking worried about the Lib Dems. In the Chancellor's debates, all the venom and spite was spat between Darling and Osbourne - poor Cable wasn't deemed important enough to attack. This was true of the first debate, minus a paltry blow or two from Cameron.

And then, suddenly, on the 17th, two days after the debate, we see these results: Conservatives: 31
Labour: 28
Lib Dem: 32

For a party who has, on average, been trailing by around 20 points, this is a huge moment for them. The election result is now no longer clear cut. The Conservatives have the most to fear; in a hung parliament, the Liberal Democrats are unlikely to side with them.

So desperately, spitefully, and clearly with a growing sense of panic, Labour and the Conservatives have begun to hit out at the Liberal Democrats.

We've all heard by now Brown patronisingly calling the Lib Dem's economic policies "mistaken". Yes, Gordon, because after the economic crash and the recession, most people do listen to you on matters of economy.

Cameron's been coming out with a few gems; "I think what it shows is that our politics has hit such a low, that people are so desperate for something to change, that they are running towards anything that's different." Clearly desperation is pushing the Lib Dems ahead, not genuine support for their policies.

It's plain to see that the Liberal Democrats, that tiny third party, who nobody has ever taken seriously before, have got the alpha males running scared.

But after his rapid growth in the polls, Cameron and Brown are going to be looking to attack Clegg in the next debate. It's not going to be pretty.

Thursday 15 April 2010

10 Reasons NOT To Vote Conservative

1). David Cameron wants to reduce the abortion limit. We spent long enough fighting for the right to have them, I'm highly suspicious of anyone who wants to reduce the time limits when there's no medical evidence for it. Parliament voted on this issue two years ago, and rejected reducing the limit. Only 1% of abortions occur after twenty weeks anyway.
2). Their manifesto states "remember that we are all in this together". No, we really aren't. Sorry Cameron, I don't think you really felt the recession the way many people did.
3). The Conservatives have formed an alliance with right-wing group the Polish Law and Justice party. This is despite warnings from inside their own party that members of PiS are homophobic and antisemetic. Oh well, never mind about all the Jews and poofs, right Dave?
4). Lord Ashcroft. The now infamous non-dom has donated millions to the Tory party over the years, and was even taken on foreign business meetings with William Hague. Clearly the Tories aren't for sale, not at all.
5). George Osbourne is an economic fantasist. "We can save you all £12bn a year in efficiency savings! Look, we're definitely not making stuff up, you can read all about it in this 4 page press release."
6). It'll cost you your job. They'll save £2bn by cutting the public sector payroll! Even though that could result in between 20,000 and 40,000 job losses.
7). They'll ruin economic recovery. 58 economic experts have signed a letter stating Cameron's plans to cut £6bn of public spending will cost thousands of jobs, severely damage the economy, and potentially tip us back into recession.
8). David Cameron airbrushed his campaign poster. Aside from the fact he didn't have the sense to get it done well, what does it say when our leaders are encouraging airbrushing? Didn't we all agree that lead to unhealthy perceptions about our own image? You're a politican, Cameron. I don't decide whether to vote for you or not based on how open your pores are.
9). Boris Johnson. However endearing he is, the man failed to declare donations worth a quarter of a million pounds. Hurray for transparent, corruption free politics.
10). The Expenses Scandal Now, no political party has a clean record here. Far from it. But claims for helipad maintenance, a full-time housekeeper, moat cleaning, £14,000-a-year-in-expenses-whilst-owning-three-properties-without-mortgages...woops, they were all Tory ministers!

Profile: Vince Cable


Name: John Vincent Cable
Date of Birth: 9th May 1943
Political Party: Liberal Democrats
Position: Deputy Leader
Constituency: Twickenham

Nickname: The Cable Car

Qualifications: Studied Natural Sciences & Economics at Fitzwilliam College, Cambridge
PhD in Economics from the University of Glasgow

Previous Jobs: Lectured at the University of Glasgow
Lectured at the London School Of Economics
Treasury Finance Officer to the Kenyan Government
Chief Economist for Shell

Coolest moment: Owning George Osbourne live on the chancellor's debate

Rating: Five Stars

Power Move: Strikes fear into opposition's hearts, casting freeze and immobilising them for two rounds.

God, Nick Clegg is lucky to have this man. He's the Lib Dem's main selling point and he's got a good shot at Chancellor in a coalition government.

Hung Parliament?

As we all know, the general election is on may 6th. I've always been told, and stick by the dictum, that political parties don't win elections. Governments lose them. And despite this election pretty much being handed to the Conservatives on a plate, they've spectacularly failed to seize the opportunity and win by a landslide.

At the moment, a hung parliament seems to be the likeliest outcome. Cameron is just ahead in the polls - UKPR gives him an average lead of 7 points.

Hung parliaments are very rare in the UK. Our last hung parliament was in 1974 (with an election called eight months later), and prior to that, 1929. If the Tories win, it's likely to be with only a slim majority of ten or so seats. In case of a hung parliament, one of two things will happen. Either multiple parties will join together to form a coalition government, and thus have a majority, or the party with most seats will try to lead a minority government.

To win the election, the Conservative Party need to gain 116 seats. And to win the seats, Cameron needs a voter swing of 6.9%, which is pretty demanding - even Margaret Thatcher only managed 5.3%. To make matters worse, with 12% of voters this year saying they'll support independent candidates or small parties (up from 8% in the last election), the Conservatives can't even be sure of the 4.3% they need to be the largest party in Parliament. 37% of voters planning to vote Labour in marginal seats say they may still change their mind, compared to 40% of prospective Conservative voters (it's an awful 77% for the Lib Dems).


Clearly a lot is going to change after the television debates. I'm really looking forward to them. The Chancellor's debates were impressive. Osbourne neatly managed to avoid actually answering any questions about cuts, Darling tried his hardest to look stern and straight to the point - but both really failed to give clear answers. Vince Cable, on the other hand, was honest about what the Lib Dems would cut, when, and by how much (clearly, we're going to have to cut spending somewhere. That's what you do when you're in debt, and that's what the country does when it's in debt. Politicians attempting to sugar coat the cuts out to just spit it out. We're not stupid, we understand).

My favourite moment of the debates (it still gives me a gleeful thrill) was when Osbourne was busily crying out about wasteful government spending, as highlighted in figures Darling released. He claimed the Conservatives could save £6 billion in efficiency savings, which would cover Labour's planned National Insurance rise. Vince Cable rounded on him with "'George, last week you went round denouncing these government-supposed efficiency savings as complete fiction...you are now using these fictional savings to finance your tax cut. That is utterly incredible.''

There's a great video of that moment on The Telegraph's site: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7536562/Chancellors-debate-Alistair-Darling-and-George-Osborne-clash-over-deficit.html

My money's on a slim Tory majority. Unfortunately.